Basil White: Stand-up comedy for people who hate standup comedy.

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Lots of my jokes in Joke Express, a new joke book available for pre-order now.
Comic strips are at http://www.basilwhite.com/comics. Click me now!
FREE FULL TEXT comedy workshop class handout at http://basilwhite.com/comedyworkshop.
Free audio, comics, events and thoughts unsuitable for the stage in my unçensöred online diary.
I use Livejournal for my online diary. It's free and I post my MP3s and comics alla time. Join here. I don't recommend them to get something back: I'm already a full-paid-forever member with maxed benefits. It's free, they've never spammed me, and the communities are smart. To me, MySpace seems like an unusable toy compared to Livejournal.
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I also use LJ so you can sign my guestbook or read my FABQ ( Frequently-Asked-of-Basil-Questions).

SHOWTIMES

  • Sat., Mar. 7, 1-5pm, & Sun., Mar. 8, 1-5pm, ATTENTION WRITERS! I'm teaching a class at the BETHESDA, MD WRITER'S CENTER! "Applying Standup Comedy Writing Secrets" to poetry, fiction, literary reading, etc. Map and directions at http://www.writer.org/contact/index.asp. The class description is at https://www.writer.org/workshops/bio-instructor.asp?id=29879, and register at 301-654-8664. FREE FULL TEXT comedy workshop class handout at http://basilwhite.com/comedyworkshop.

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